Mar 04
“There’s not a star on the cement that we can’t reach.”
“YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE STARS ARE BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE SOLAR SYSTEM.”
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Feb 26
The gay agenda:
- wake up
- pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
- push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
- have gay lunch
- go for a gay walk in the gay park
- go to gay work and make gay money
- go gay shopping
- buy gay things
- have gay dinner
- pray that America will be destroyed
- watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
- go to sleep
- have gay dreams
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Feb 26
Sherlock: John, I’m bored. …Jawn. Jawn. Jawn. JAWN. Pay attention to me!
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Feb 20
Teenager problems, ignore me.
I have to go back to school tomorrow.
But the actual big deal is
after school
MOTHERFUCKING MARCHING BAND RESTARTS.
JOIN MARCHING BAND, THEY SAID.
IT’S SO MUCH FUN AND ENHANCES YOUR HIGHSCHOOL EXPERIENCE, THEY SAID.
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