• ‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
• 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
• 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
• 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
• 1782 lyrics: Leck mich im Arsch (Lick me in the arse)

ilovecephalopods:

adamflayman:

my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along

everyone needs more baby squids on their dash!

here’s more baby squids!! and some baby octopuses because they’re cute too!

(via mastermind-junko)

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

(via vanillish)

fuckyeahsirharder:

I do, he just doesn’t know it yet

(Source: wescalou)

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:

As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.

One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!

(via ringaroundthebusterposey)

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

(via 30casterlyrock)